My good friend Naked John is doing a sponsored skydive. Unfortunately he is not allowed to do it naked (Health and safety gone mad!) so he came up with a compromise: A STRAP-ON. So here is the deal: he’s naked except for the strap on.
As he can’t do it naked and he would like to, the strap on dildo will be representative of his own size and girth, therefore making up for the lack of nakedness (he can’t apologise enough for not being naked).
Things to note:
It is for the NSPCC, so lets think of the kids here and donate generously.
He’s paying for this himself (!) and no donation money will be going towards his skydive (except maybe his Dad’s money). So unless your his Dad he can guarantee all money donated will go to help kids.
So, don’t be a Dick and report this page for indecent content! You’ll be ruining kids’ lives you Prick.
Here is his link to donate: http://www.justgiving.com/John-Malone0
And here is the link to his Facebook Event where you can find directions on where to go to watch him do it: http://www.facebook.com/events/356790371052979/
Or text the word ‘DILD69£10′ to 70070 to donate £10. or change the ‘£10′ to whatever you want to donate (perhaps add another zero or two)
Please post this to as many people as possible and tweet it if you do that kind of thing and watch the preview videos embedded to meet Naked John for yourself. Alternatively, read about how he became 2ManyDJ’s / Soulwax’s naked mascot in this Guardian article.
Thank you fellow Strap-on fans. lets live the dream together.
